(Dramatic Intro) (404 Error: Found and Deleted) Shannu.. Hey Shannu… Shannu… Ha? Hey Shannu… Welcome to Viva News Ah.. This is Raghav This is Shannu Today’s Headlines Happy Singh enters Guinness World Records for his unlimited laughs Chokes the audience with his laughter Vexed with the “Pointless” Political Parties A VIVA reporter starts his own Party… “Come to the Point” Party Coffee Plantations don’t need Coffee Beans… I grew them with Peanut Seeds, Says John Sheela, Co. and Bro! A ‘Woman in Black’ frightens the Village for something… A man in white challenges her like anything… All along… Hold your horse… Why did you put your hand there? My Coat got ‘Iron-Manned’. So I put a patch. Why worry when we have our VIVA Brush? Though you’re on my left, you’re right. Baa!! Viva Brush, you see… Copy… Paste… WOW!!! WOW!!! This ‘No-where seen’ wow ‘No-where heard’ wow Wonderful Wow… Wowing Wow… What the Wow?! Ow.. Wo.. Ow.. Dood! This is not Viva Brands, This is Viva News! Wooow… Usually People in happiness… Laugh In Pain… They Cry… In Fear… They Scream… In Anger… They Bite… But for all the above actions one man has a single reaction… Which is He keeps on laughing Our Happy Singh, who had made us cry with his reasonless laughs Guinness World Record found a reason in it For laughing two hours in just one hour… Happy Singh entered the Guinness World Records! So, GWR is now presenting him with a “Hilarious Hyena” award Let us watch his laughing ceremony dead or alive (Teasing Laugh) (Raju Mic Suppliers) To everyone who camed here… Hahahahah. For awarding this Award to me… Hehehehe. The manforce behind this award, my big deer Raghava And to my small deer Shannu… For lifelong, I would like to… Huhuhuhu. What? Lifelong, what? What is laughing? The four fundamentals of laughing are… Hahaha… Hehehe… Hihihi… Oooohuhuhu.. I think he is in International Roaming… Next… Day before yesterday, Mr. Arvind Kejriwal… Started Aam Aadmi Party Yesterday, Mr. Pawan Kalyan Started Jana Sena Party… Today Mr.Kamal Haasan Started MNM Party… And soon Mr. Rajnikanth and Upendra are also starting a party… While these parties were born to develop this country… A man “birthed” a party to develop his own house… He is none other than – Our Viva Reporter! Let us know his Vision, Mission and Division… (Come to the Point – Party) (How to Come to the Point) Not only him, even he didn’t change his party name WTF? What the? Hmm… Okay.. Sir What is the main agenda of your party? Good question… Coming to the point Every price is on a rise… What is your solution for this? When I come to Power, I will bring every price to the point Abboooooooooooooo!!! To which point? Hell with your point.. If you want our oats, give us water, roads, education… Cut the crab, Come to the point… Five Hundred (Camed to the Point) He is a true voter Yeah, he is Hey What’s the update on our Happy Singh? Lets see… Why should Hyenas have all the fun? In the state of Jharkand… In the district of Dhanbad… In one of the landmine fields… A farmer named John Sheela inspired millions, by growing Coffee Plants with Peanut Masala He chose an undetonated landmine field… Without using any manforce Without using any Pesticides With all the hard work, he grew 2 coffee beans… To know his Secrets, our Reporter Ganapath met John Sheela and his two beans Over to Ganapathi Hey Ganpathi?! (Farmers Anthem as a ringtone) (Farmers Anthem as a ringtone) Over to studio What the? Ask something about him! Okay What is your name? My name is John Sheela! His name is John Sheela. Over to Studio. Dear Bada Bheem, Please find more about him… What do you do for a living? I generate coffee beans His name is John Sheela. He generates coffee beans. Over to studio. Ask him about his genetic techniques of farming To which gender you think you belong? (Chill Bro…) I Belong to the Male gender In Jharkhand, a farmer named John Sheela generates coffee and he believes he is a Male Over to studio Why do you need his gender now? Can’t you see he is a Male anyway? Oh, I got your point… Are you sure, you are a male? What the fruit… what did you say! Okay, I agree you are a female Stop there you enlarged eggplant… In the State of Bihar… A village near the city of Patna… Ghosts are celebrating their life Yes, you heard it right!! Villagers of the village are terrified by the Ghosts since a week The Ghosts are haunting the villagers like Petrol prices To question the existence of Ghosts And to challenge this superstition, our Brave Pydi went to Patna Over to Pydi Thank you Raghava and Shannu. I am standing in the middle of a cemetery in the midnight to prove there are no Ghosts How can one believe in Ghosts in 2018… (Controlling laughter) Sorry As you can see, the villagers are terrified to come out in the night… (Controlling laughter) Ghosts are nothing but a ten meter white cloth and a bottle of talcum powder. One must be very brave if there is a Ghost Okay Bro! Enough of proof for today… As it is very dark here, I think I want to leave… Hold on. Fill in some more courage to the villagers… You think so? Okay… Actually, how does a Ghost look like? What happened bro? Few things are better untold… Okay okay… Let us wrap this fast. I think already I wet my pants I strongly believe there are no Ghosts… What’s happening? Hello My dear… how are you? Had lunch? No? Go have some food first, you look weak!