♪♪ Working at an office
supply store today. Very excited. Okay, fine, I stole some pens.
Sorry. ♪♪ Alright, so electric stapler here. Right. Oh, and you have got
to come back tomorrow. Why? Michael: ‘Cause there’s
a promotion tomorrow, and they’re gonna
be giving away the new automated
sticky pad units. Oh, cool. These are — Why — How are they automated? Oh, each one has like
a little bit of — Here, I’ll show you. You pull them
out of this machine. It’s got an electric chip on it. That’s just ink, but it’s like magnetic ink. Cool. And you have to — you program your voice into this machine so it, like, knows your voice. Oh, my God.
That’s so funny. Right? And then it charges it
while it’s in here, and then you can just, instead of, like, having to stick it to stuff,
you just tell it where to go. So you don’t have to, like,
walk across a room. Like, see this tank right here? Watch this. Helium tank. [ Note beeps ] Oh, my God. Yeah, it’ll stick — That’s crazy. It’ll stick right to it. You could do that
to something else? Yeah. Once it knows your voice, and it’s got — Make it go to something else. Okay. They have really
good distance, too. I’ll show you.
What’s your name? Danna. Dana? D-A-N-A? Two N’s. Danna. D-A-N-N-A. Okay. D-A-N-N-A. Like, let’s say — because I’m, like, terrible. I don’t use a lot of social media and stuff, so I, like, always forget
people’s birthdays. So, like, I use this to just
remember birthdays. What’s your birthday? May 8. May 8? Watch. May 8. [ Note beeping ] ♪♪ Look at that. What? Did it get it? Yes. Insane. Isn’t that wild? That’s crazy. Yeah. It goes — It’s going
the far distance now. We just put the calendar back to see — Can I videotape that? To see how far it could go. Yeah, sure. That is — Do that again. Okay. That is crazy. Yeah. I don’t understand even how that does that. I’ll show you, ’cause you — whoop. [ Laughs ] That’s insane. No, I dropped it. That’s all. Silly me. [ Notes beeping ] Oh, my God. Oh, I said “me.”
It heard me say “me.” That’s insane. Yeah. I feel like I’m in another alternate universe. Let me see
if I have a new one. I can’t believe
it just did that. That hilarious. I wish I’d videotaped that. Yeah. We should have this on some kind of TV show or something. That’s hilarious. Yeah. Hang here for one second. Let me go and see
if we have a unit that we could actually let —
’cause we’re doing it tomorrow, but maybe I can
get you one today. You should do that tomorrow
again, what you just did. That’s so funny. Andy, I said myself, and it actually
went to me. ♪♪ This is the most craziest thing
I’ve ever seen. Camera. Yeah, just open —
The — I still love it.
I wish I videotaped that. I thought you were
messing with me. That is hysterical. That was crazy. That’s — No, that is,
like, the funniest thing. Yeah. I wish I had
videotaped that. I know. I hope I didn’t break it, too. I don’t even understand how that does that. Yeah, they said — That was unbelievable. You were trying to
get it to stick to — Did you try one? I — I don’t think
I got it in right. What did you say? I just said —
I said, “Camera.” “Camera”? Well, I was thinking it would
go to, like, the camera. Oh, one of
the security cameras? Yeah, but that probably
wouldn’t be a good idea. Oh, right.
Or the — Were you trying to get it
to the security camera, or were you trying to get it
to one of the hidden cameras? Well — Those are hidden cameras? Well, we have hidden cameras
here because this is actually a hidden-camera
magic TV show that you’re on
right now. What?! Yes! What?! I’m a magician. Oh, my God.
This is, like, crazy. Are you kidding me? I’m not kidding you. This was a trick. Oh, my God. I’m, like,
believing this. And I’m Michael Carbonaro. And you’re on my TV show right now, called “The Carbonaro Effect.” Oh, my God. And I believed everything you were saying. This is crazy. It was pretty real, right? So that is videotaping me right now? Yeah, right. And this right here, too. Oh, my God. Yeah. Say hi to everybody. Hello.