Thank you. Whoa! Sorry. Holy [bleep] It’s alive. I’m a vegetarian now. Woman: Sir, can I help you? Michael: I think it was
a little undercooked. You said rare, right? Right, yeah, but it was just —
it was still sizzling, I think. -Oh.
-Yeah, that’s it. Oh, my God. That scared
the [bleep] out of me. Yeah, I’m getting
vegan pancakes. -Did you see that, like —
-I — I did. -Oh, my gosh.
-I don’t know. That’s the craziest [bleep]
I’ve ever seen. I’m just going to use the
bathroom, maybe wash my hands. -Okay.
-Shouldn’t have touched that. I’ll tell your food
to stay. Holy [bleep] [ Screams,
utensils crashing ] -Oh, my God. It jumped.
-What happened? What was that? -The — the — the [bleep] -What? It really did just… Look. Look,
there’s nothing on there. -I’m not kidding.
-What is that? A pickle? And the guy jumped. The — the — the steak literally — I — this… It’s not Friday the 13th, is it? Wow. I didn’t see anything.
Did you see anything? I saw a steak, literally,
jump off a plate. Sorry? Your steak jumped off the —
the — It slided. -What happened?
-I’ll tell you the whole thing. You’re lucky that it’s here.
You probably would have fainted. So this — this —
‘Cause you saw it moving. But this is what it did. It literally slid out
when that door was open, and then the guy was like, “Aah!” Shut up. Come on. I’m not [bleep] with you. It really did that. What happened? I’m standing here.
The steak moves that way. The guys goes, “Aah!” Your steak bailed on you. -Are you serious?
-You didn’t hear the scream? I thought somebody fell. No, that was the cook
when it ran up on him. Dude… I’m serious. I’m going vegan.
How ’bout you, man? Yeah, after that.