RWBY Chibi! Neptune: Huh? [sniffing] Neptune: Hm? Wait! Sun: What? Neptune: My crime sense is going off. Sun: HERE?! Neptune: Ooh yeah. Neptune: Ooh it’s happenin’! Sun: Okay, okay, what is it? Sun: Who’s involved, what kind of homicide is it? Sun: Double? Triple? [Sun gasps] Sun (in a deeper tone): Quadruple? Neptune: NO, IT’S NOT THAT EASY! Neptune: C’mon! Put my mustache on my face, c’mon. Go, go go go. Sun: Yeah, oka- I know! Wel- yeah- I can’t find it if you keep squirming! Neptune: You know the process! Neptune: You want me to lose this lead? Sun: NO! I’ll figure it out! Sun: Oh! Here! Neptune: I’ve got it!
Roman & Neo: [ ! ] [grating sound] Neptune: There’s no way that was up to code. Neptune: This one’s on me. Yang: Man, remember the dance we had last semester? Yang: That was SO much fun. Pyrrha: It was a wonderful evening. Yang: Yeah! Jaune wore a dress and you guys all did that AWESOME dance together. Yang: You guys were SO in sync. Yang: Team JNPR must REALLY have their act together. Yang: ’cause there’s no WAY we’d be able to improvise something on the spot just like that. [Pyrrha laughs] Pyrrha: Right! Super… Pyrrha: Spontaneous… [Shine plays in the background] Ren: STOP! [Pyrrha whines] Ren: Pyrrha. Pyrrha: Huh? Ren: You know I love you. Ren: But kick-step, kick-step, body-roll… Ren: …IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! Pyrrha: I… Ren: IT’S KICK-STEP, KICK-STEP, BODY-ROLL! Jaune: Gah, I can’t work like this! Ren: And where do you think YOU’RE going? Jaune: ANYWHERE BUT HERE! Ren: OH NO YOU DON’T! Ren: YOU AND I HAVE A FITTING TO GO TO AFTER THIS! Ren: YOU HAVEN’T LOST THOSE SEVEN POUNDS, HAVE YOU?! Jaune: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT! Ren: I KNOW THERE’S AN EMPTY BAG OF CHIPS UNDER YOUR BED! [Jaune whines] [Nora cries.] Pyrrha: Yeah, Pyrrha: We’re just… really good friends! [bubbling sound] [squeaky sounds] Nora: [smug laughter] Nora: Hey, Ruby! Ruby: AH! Oh, uh, hey Nora. Nora: Would you mind… Nora: Grabbing those coffee beans for me? Ruby: Sure! Nora: Thanks! Uh.. Nora: Alright! Nora: Why don’t you just pop those bad boys in the coffee maker? Ruby: Uh, okay! [coffee beans hitting glass] Nora: Lookin’ gooood. Nora: Now, how about a little water? Those beans look thirsty. [Ruby hmms] [rattling of pot being moved] [water filling pot] [more water noises] Nora [excited]: Guess all that’s left is to plug the sucker in and turn it on! Ruby: [vague suspicion ‘mm’ ] Nora: Mind pouring me a cup, pal? Ren: Wait! Ruby: Ren, Nora’s being weird. Ren: Nora can’t have caffeine, she has too much energy already. Ren: I told her she couldn’t make coffee anymore. Ren: So instead she’s having you do it. Ruby: Huh. Uh, that’s some bad logic, Ren. This one’s on you. Ren: This one? Ruby: Oh yeah, she drank all the coffee already. [Ren gasps] Ren: Nora! Stay with us! Ruby: We’re losing heeeerrrrrr! Ren (echoing): Nora… Nora… Nora… (echoing) Nora!… Nora!… Nora!… Nora!… Sam: Guys, why are you looking at me funny? I’m totally fine, seriously! Kerry: Annd cut! Great job, Sam! Miles: Uh yeah, ok cool, let’s take 5 and we’ll get back to it. Sam: Sounds great! [Nora gasps] Nora: OH, thank goodness! THAT. WAS. CRAZY! Nora: I think I just traveled through a bunch of parallel universes. It was so weird! Did you guys see any of that?! Ren [with Ruby’s Voice]: Nope! That does sound pretty crazy though. Zwei [With Jaune’s voice]: You doing ok Nora? Nora: Uhhhhhwha? [BEEP] Ruby: Click Here (), if you wanna watch some stuff with us on it! ‘Cuz you know, more us, duh! We’re awesome! [Rooster Teeth Animation Outro]