Cheeks: Heeeeey! Norman: Hello! How are you doing? Cheeks: What’s going on? It’s been so long since I’ve seen you! Norman: Oh, excellent! Cheeks: I’m so happy to see you! Norman: Yeah, I went on cruises! That’s where I’ve been! Cheeks: Cruising? Norman: Yeah, and now, this time I have a great idea! Cheeks: So, you wanted to try something else now? Norman: Very good. And now wait until I- Cheeks: You always want to try new things! Norman: No, no, no, no! Wait until I explain to you what we’re going to do, okay? Cheeks: Okay, tell me what you want to do! Norman: Okay, Cheeks! This is what they told me that I should do: First of all you need to prepare the Turkish coffee. Cheeks: Okay, Norman! So, what are you doing now? Norman: Okay, so you wait for the water to boil, and the moment the water boils, You just take the coffee you need to put one or two tablespoons of it, And be careful: it’s going to splash very very quick it depends on your taste, okay? Cheeks: What kind of coffee is that? Norman: It’s a Turkish Coffee, this is how you make a Turkish Coffee. Cheeks: Oh, so it doesn’t really matter if it’s a turkey? Norman: No, no no! It’s Turkish, it must be. Just grind black coffee. Cheeks: Just ‘grind black coffee’? Norman: The whole idea is to enjoy the coffee, not only to put it on your hair. But also to drink it while the whole process keeps going. So, we boil it, we put it there, and we wait a little bit and wait until the whole thing comes up like this, you see? Got a nice, creamy top on it, and all you need to do you need is have A little bit of coffee to enjoy. So this is your coffee that you’re going to enjoy, and the rest you leave it. And now what we’re going to do, Is we’re going to add beetroot into it. Cheeks: Beetroot?! Norman: Yeah, of course! We add the beetroot, Which is a reddish color; with the black coffee it will give us the brownish that we want. Okay, I I just had, now, a beetroot in my hand here, one of them. I washed it, yeah, it looks good, as you can see. Nice! All I need to do now is to just to slice it into small pieces so can see the color beautiful color red. Cheeks: That’s pretty red. Norman: Yeah, that’s what we want. Cheeks: Just don’t get stained! You’re going to get sweet hair, Norman. Norman: Now we go back here to the coffee and we add the beet root into it. And all I need is to just to stir it, And let it boil for at least 30 minutes. Cheeks: I have a great friend here with me today! It’s been so long, I’m so excited: Norman! Normans here! Everybody’s been waiting to see Norman again! And he’s here in Cafe Cheeks, been telling us that, what, you were on a cruise? Everywhere around the world, Norman! He brought me some stuff here, What is this, Norman? What do you wanna do? Norman: Alright, so, yes, of course! If you remember, we mixed the coffee, and we, uh, We boiled the coffee with the beet root, and we mix all together Yeah, this is the liquid that we got. Cheeks: So this is the liquid that you made for your Magic Serum? This is Norman’s Magic Serum! So proud of you Norman. You’re making your own stuff now! Norman: It’s not going to work if the liquid is going to drip on my clothes! So we’re going to going to use these, uh, this powder. Cheeks: “Xanthan Gum.” Okay, I think I’ve heard of Xanthan Gum. Norman: So, while you explain that, I’m going to carry on and enjoy my coffee. Cheeks: Xanthan Gum; So, this is a thickener additive, Which is natural, and they put it in all kinds of ingredients I hear, like yogurt and cosmetics. I don’t know, toothpaste, pudding… Norman: Yeah, yeah, just to make it more jelly. Cheeks: So we’re just gonna make this into like a hair gel, okay? Norman: So why are you doing it? I’m enjoying my coffee and my beetroot. Cheeks: Okay, I know you love your coffee Norman. Yeah, you put it on everything even on my hair! Oh my God, so, we have coffee and beetroot, and we’re going to darken your hair. Again, something crazy, And we’re gonna put this in the bowl, and I’m gonna try this… I don’t know how much we need, I’ve never tried this before. Norman: Put in two teaspoons. Cheeks: We’re only using this for one reason, which is to thicken this liquid- Oop, I’m already pooing all over myself… *chuckle* Norman: Ah, that’s okay, take two teaspoons. Cheeks: That’s a lot! Norman, that’s crazy! *laughter* Norman: Now stir it, stir it, stir it… Okay, do I need to stir it? Cheeks: Okay, it’s going to thicken up probably , Norman: Now do it while I’m enjoying my coffee! Do something! Cheeks: Holy, it’s already thickening up! Wow! It’s really thickening up. Norman: Keep going, keep going, keep going! Cheeks: If you can see that everyone, it’s like… Look! That’s really big, Norman! That’s crazy thick! We’re going to mix it up, and there’s a little glob left. That’s it! That’s paste. Can eat this? Norman: No, don’t eat that. That’s got beetroot. Cheeks: It looks like pudding, Norman! Want to put pudding on your hair? *giggle* Pudding! Okay, my friends. We are just getting into the fun stuff again, are you all ready Norman? Norman: Oh, yeah! Cheeks: Okay, so you know the plastic bag routine, garbage bag? We don’t want to get you dirty, right? We want to keep you clean! I don’t know how that’s going to be, so let’s put this on… So we’re going to double the bagging tonight, let’s open the hole here, Norman: It’s open, it’s open. Cheeks: It’s open, it’s open, okay it’s open! How’s that, Norman? Try that? Norman: Oh, wait, wait, wait. Cheeks: Get your head in there… I think we need- oh, there we go. Should I make the hole a little bit bigger for your head? Norman: No, we must have it smaller. Cheeks: Smaller!? Okay, smaller! We don’t want to get anything on you. We don’t want to burn a hole in you or anything with this. Norman: Okay, that’s good. Cheeks: I don’t know what this is, the serum you made! Norman: You’re going to see. Now, this one here’s going to be without my head. Ohhh no, we need to do the end, so wait… Now we need another one! We need another bag, yeah. Cheeks: Norman’s really prepared! He wants to make sure he gets nothing on him! Norman: Obviously, take this one. Carry on, carry on, carry on! Cheeks: So, I’m just going to throw this over you again? Norman: Yes. Cheeks: Another one! Norman: You ready? I’m getting there, Norman… I need to find the other end- Oh, here we go, I found it! I’m so excited, this is so fun! All of the crazy things we can do here! Norman: Wow, you covered my sleeves! This is the idea! Cheeks: You gotta put your arms through this, Norman. Norman: Of course. No, wait… Cheeks: You’re cutting more bags! Triple bagging now! Norman: Yeah, that’s the last one. It’s gonna be full! Cheeks: Whoa, this is heavy stuff that you made in here! Heavy stuff! Norman: Okay, let me take off my glasses. Now, this is going to go on my head. Come on, try it. Cheeks: Don’t you want me to cover your head like this? Norman: My head- No, no, no, no! Just put it like… open it! Cheeks: Open it? Norman: Open the bag! Yeah man, come on! Cheeks: Okay, Norman. Norman: Did you open it? There’s a hole there, put it on my head! Yeah, just put it on my head! Cheeks: I’ve gotta find the hole here, Norman… Right there? Norman: Yeah… What happened? Cheeks: *laughing* I don’t know… hahaha! Norman: Is that my head? Cheeks: I don’t know where your head is, Norman! Norman: Where’s the hole? Where’s the hole? Cheeks: I don’t know, find it! I don’t know where the hole is, Norman! Oh, there it is! Norman: Did you find it? Okay. Okay, no, no, take it here, on my sleeves here. You did that? Cover my sleeves completely. Cheeks: Is there a hole here somewhere? Norman: No holes, just cover my sleeves… Good. Next one’s here! Cheeks: Wow, you’re really getting wrapped up! Norman: Okay, get the other one, and put it here. Okay, find the hole. Cheeks: Okay, lets find the hole again… Norman: Yeah, okay, my hair? Cheeks: Okay, let’s cover you up again… This is, like, the 6th time we’re putting on bags! That’s just crazy. Norman: Good, good! Do it quickly! Yeah! You did that? Good! Alright, now cover my sleeves. My sleeves! Now my back, my shirt… Cheeks: Okay, you’re good, you’re covered, you’re not going anywhere- You look like you’re in a straightjacket! Hahaha! That’s crazy… Okay. You’ll want to be protected, this stuff’s nuts! Norman: Completely, yeah, yeah. Okay, now start to color my hair! Cheeks: Okay, hold on Norman… Norman: What are you doing? Cheeks: Well, I want to be prepared, Norman. I don’t want to get- Look at you, in your double bag, triple bag…! Norman: But that’s dirty! (glove) What are you doing? Is that going to be on my hair? Cheeks: No, I’m going to use a spoon, Norman! Norman: No, what is that? Cheeks: I don’t know… Norman: Nahhh, that’s not good. Take it out, no, no, no, no… *cheeks laughing* Cheeks: So, you want me to put this on my hands? Norman: Oh, that’s exactly what we need to do, yeah… Cheeks: What is this? I put my hands in a mouth or something! Norman: Nahhh… It’s a gel, it’s nice. The color… Cheeks: It’s okay? You think it’s okay? Norman: Perfecto! That’s what we do. Cheeks: Okay, Norman! We’ll try this stuff…! Beetroot and coffee, Ohhh, man… Norman: Excellent! That’s exactly like it! Cheeks: It looks like… Norman: No, I know! It looks exactly like what you need for me! Cheeks: Okay… Norman: Alright. Cheeks: Alright… Norman: Okay, go for it. Start all around, less on the top. All around. Cheeks: You sure, Norman? Norman: Yeah! Well, isn’t it great? Go ahead! Cheeks: Okay. Norman: You’re going okay? Cheeks: Yeah. Norman: Okay… Put it like… Keep putting it all around. Cheeks: This is crazy! Norman: Put it all around, yeah, that looks good… Cheeks: Okay Norman! I’m going to I don’t have like a hair salon thing… Norman: What is it? Cheeks: Oh, I don’t know, it’s just a cooking- It’s a dome! I mean, we have our own dome thing. We didn’t have any, so we had to make our own dome! Norman: All right, all right, I trust you. Cheeks: So we’re going to put this on your head… Norman: Yes, carefully, carefully, don’t take my ears off! Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Cheeks: You can hold it, and I’ll let you do it? Norman: Naaah, just helping you a little bit here. Cheeks: Put that on… Does that look good? Norman: Yes, of course! It fits good, yeah… Cheeks: It’s a dome! And then we’re going to dry it… Dry that stuff into your hair. And this is going to enclose it all… This is going to keep it nice. So just sit there Norman, and I’ll be right back. Okay, Norman I’ve got a blow dryer. This is all I could find, Norman! Cheeks: It works! Norman: I like it! It’s stronger, yeah. Cheeks: Okay, we got it! See, we’ve got to work things! Hold on for a second… *vacuum turns on* *VWZHIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* Go get ’em, Norman! No time at all! THIS IS PROFESSIONAL GRADE POWER!!! Norman: Mhmm! *captioner is currently confused at what cheeks is saying due to the loudness of vacuum* Cheeks: Only the best for you, Norman! *cheeks laughing* Cheeks: You feeling the blow? Blow drying? Can you feel the power? Norman: Yes, I can feel it! It’s blowing on my ears! Cheeks: It’s blowing on your ears? So I’ll just keep doing this for a little bit, then we’ll be right back! Okay Norman? Norman: Okay. Cheeks: Okay Norman… Norman: Well, what does it look like? Cheeks: We rinsed your hair, And you know what? On the top, It looks a little bit darker… But you know what; I didn’t expect this to work, this crazy serum you made! Maybe we’ll have to, like, uh… Make more, put more treatment! Norman: Hey, cheers! So cheers, Norman! Another great fun time having you over, you’re always a great sport! Norman: So, when are you going to have your own shop? You have just Cafe Cheeks. Cafe Cheeks, that’s just where you do all your hair… Cheeks: We do all the fun videos here! You know what, we had so many fans loving your first video! They’re saying; Where’s Norman? Where’s Norman? He’s here! He’s here! Norman’s in a video! We made it! Everyone’s so happy Norman: Oh thank you, I’m enjoying my coffee, yeah. Cheeks: They’re saying nice things: “They’re so funny!” They love you! Norman: That’s great! Yeah, we love them! Cheeks: So, have a cookie! No, wait, how about a beet? Norman: No, that’s- I had enough! I really had enough! Cheeks: You know, they look good, right? I’m going to have to save that for a snack later. Well everybody, Thank you for watching, we had a great time! Norman: Of course. When are we going to try all these mixtures on your hair? Cheeks: I need to grow some! I got a little bit here and there a little bit of grey hair. (nice rhyming) Norman: Oh yeah, it’s growing in the wrong places, I can see that. Cheeks: It’s growing in the wrong places… *chuckling* Anyways, enjoy your coffee! And to everybody, as I say all the time: Live Life Loud, cheers, and.. Both: Cheek? Cheek! Cheeks out! Cheeks: Thank you Norman, it was so much fun seeing you! Norman: My pleasure. Cheeks: Alright, bye bye!